BOUNTY PLACED ON THE HEAD OF BIGFOOT!

Villagers grab your torches and pitchforks, fire up the pickups and grab the guns, there be monsters in them there woods and it’s up to us to stop them. If you get ‘em there’s a million dollars in it for ya. Chaos insues and it spells the end of the evil Sasquatch. Yes, this could be the case now that Field and Stream Magazine and Bushnell the binocular/optics corporation have teamed up to offer a bounty on Bigfoot. Yes if you can get unrefutable evidence that a Bigfoot, Yeti, Abominable Snowman, Sasquatch, exists, they will reward you with a million dollars. That’s a bigger bounty than Jesse James or the Daltons had on them. The offer expires December, 15 and is void where prohibited by law. They also are covering their collective derrieres by saying they are not responsible for any injuries received while attempting such discovery including being attacked by Bigfoot. The contest states this: offers $1 million to anyone who can "provide an unaltered photograph/video, verified and substantiated by a panel of scientific experts including a zoologist and biologist, the evidence required to prove a Sasquatch/Bigfoot/Yeti exists." The companies have covered themselves pretty well in this as photography doesn’t constitute actual proof. The only thing that can do that is bone or hair or a Bigfoot itself. This way the companies never have to pay out. In other words, surprise, surprise, surprise, it’s a marketing campaign. Find Bigfoot and get a million dollars, in the meantine don’t forget to pick up your copy of Field and Stream and use Bushnell binoculars while you look. Personally, I think you might want to slip in a bottle of Bushmill’s whiskey inthere while you’re at it. Put that puppy away and you’ll be seeing Bigfoot alright. Maybe a couple of them. So pack up the babys and grab the old ladies, the hunt is on.  Lock and load boys monsters await.