SHEEPDOG KILLS MASTER WITH FARM MACHINERY

I think there is much more going on here than is on the surface. Simply put, dogs are smart and this one isn’t fooling me. A man, named locally as Harry Emslie, 67, did not survive the freak accident at a farm at Clola in Aberdeenshire, England. The Daily Record reported that the dog was in the cab of a telescopic loader machine while the engine was still running and the handbrake off. As you can see, they are calling the incident an accident. I’m not so sure. Maybe it was an accident, maybe it was a perpetually empty dog dish. Has anybody looked into this. Reportedly the dog hit a button which caused the loader to jump forward and pin Emslie against the wall. It sounds premeditated to me. Maybe he’s been talking to other sheepdogs who don’t have to work so hard. This could be a plot to an easier life. You know all work, not enough dog food, and the water dish is empty. “I’ve had it.” Aberdeenshire councillor Albert Howie, a friend of Mr Emslie, said: "I've heard that the dog was in the telescopic loader and Harry had been out scraping up some rubbish with a hand shovel and putting it in the front of the loader. "The dog had put forward the lever and the machine moved forward and pinned Harry against the wall. It's just a tragedy.” You, see open and shut case. The dog did it, but because he’s a dog he’s going to get away with it. He could be the biggest canine criminal of the century. Sweeney Todd with four legs. Police said: "It would appear the 67-year-old man was fatally injured in the incident which involved a tractor unit. "At this stage the death is being treated as unexplained." You see he may get away with it. He’ll be trotting the streets. He’ll bring other dogs into it. He’ll sway them with his evil cult of personality. Wake up people, it’s not unexplained, the dog did it.” It doesn’t take Miss Marple to figure this out. I say 20 years in the pound for this one. We can’t have our pets getting away with this kind of behavior. There would be animal anarchy. It’s what we have leash laws for.