WIDE WORLD OF NEARLY NAKED SPORTS
Yes, this is your commentator and today we’re gathered to watch a grudge match between Austria and Germany. The players are coming onto the soccer field now. All the women players are wearing nothing but a thong. Yes, this should definitely be a match worth watching. The women are bouncing out on to the field and getting set. The referee blows his whistle and the game begins. How come we never get this kind of stuff on Fox Sports Net. In Vienna, Austria a game was held just as I described above. It was an added event before the big game between Germany and Austria. Austria drew first blood on Sunday when their topless women's soccer team beat Germany 10-5. The traditional swapping of shirts afterwards was not an option as the six-a-side teams wore nothing but thongs, with the national colors painted on to their bare skin. Body paint, I like it. We need these kinds of sports in America. B-Ball fans would love having a Hooters team play before the Lakers – Celtics playoff game. Keep in mind, these women are real athletes. They’re trying to be morale boosters for the main event. Hey, my morale is boosted. "I hope our men will take heart from that tomorrow. We played pretty hard, we even had some injuries, like I for example broke my toe nail," said 29-year-old bank employee Doris Fastenmeir. Now that’s dedication. "I was supposed to hold the balls but I really have no idea how to do that," said German keeper Jana Bach. Think about it Jana, it’ll come to you. "Maybe it is because I am not all that much into soccer. I am more into shoes to be honest." You see, real athletes. Go out there, give a good try and then go shopping. Actually, they went to a party along the Danube afterwards. Rough way to go. What do spectators think of all this? “They might have to work on their technique a bit but it was definitely a rather pleasant game to watch and a very nice version of the 'beautiful game'," said Rolf Hansen from Berlin. I’ll bet it was Rolf. Wish I’d have been there. Heck, sign me up for season tickets and I don’t actually care about Soccer. There’s nothing like some balls, a big field, (OK, It’s actually a beach) nearly naked women and a few stiff cocktails to perk up an afternoon. Now that’s sports!
To see pics and video of this event go here:http://www.euro2008unleashed.com/topless-painted-girls-play-soccer-in-austria-vs-germany-prematch/
